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Showing posts with label Lucy channeling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lucy channeling. Show all posts

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Caution! Contents under presure (there's a reason why these bottle have a hinge top.)

Pineapple Coconut
 So I'm still brewing Soda, and Jody's still rolling his eyes at me.  Dawn's still tasting everything I make and she's still not complained of a belly ache so I guess it's all good.
This time I'm using Water Kefir instead of the Ginger Bug.  I thought maybe the taste of the ginger was a bit much and the flavor of the juice would come through better if I used Water Kefir grains.  Unlike the Ginger Bug, you have to order the Kefir grains online, you can't just make them from stuff you have laying around the house (water, ginger and weird sugar.)  The kefir grains come dehydrated and look like really coarse brown sugar, they don't look anything like grain.  They say you can eat them but I kind of needed them to make my 'concoctions'.   The first two batches of sugar water that I made with the kefir grains were not used for soda, they were just poured out. 

Then I started my batch for the soda.  Just like with the Ginger Bug, De-clorinated water (bottled is fine if it says "Ionized") Sucanat and the hydrated grains.
 

I put a little water in the jar and stired the Sucanat to dissolve.

 Dump in the grains.  See... they don't look like grain.  They look like crystals but feel like something kind of rubbery.  I have NO idea what these things are.  Yeah, I'm drinking the residual liquid off them!  
 Top it off with more water.
 Cover it with my specially customized super white flour sack dish towel that's never been used for anything else besides covering weird concoctions.


 Place it on a shelf in the cupboard where it can stay at a moderate temperature out of the light and happy beside the container of chocolate chips.

 So the next day it looks like this... a little lighter in color and not as cloudy.  I tasted a little of it and it was still sweet.  I think one of the mistakes I had been making was that I was letting the kefir set for 48 hours then adding the juice.  It quickly ate up all the sugar in the juice during the fermenting stage leaving the taste of the soda a lot like a seltzer and not sweet like soda.

 This is some Coconut Soda that I made before I figured out not to wait 48 hours.  It was like tonic water, so to sweeten it after the fermentation stage I added Cream de Coco!  When I sweeten, I sweeten, I don't mess around.  Now, take my advice here if you decide to do this, if you have to add a sweetener of any kind after you have fermented your soda, add a tiny bit at a time.  LUCY allert!!!  Don't take a funnel and pour 1/2 a cup of sweetener into the bottle.  You will have a geyser on your hands. It's entertaining to your friends, but just don't do it. 

Look it's got a head on it like beer!  It was really yummy! 

(Another thing I have since done is to use organic sugar, not Sucanant, and add just a 1/4 tsp of molasses.  Sucanant has a really strong taste.)
So last Wednesday I was about to make my juice and I decided to just make a double batch of juice and use 1/2 of it in the water kefir since my batch was ready.  I juiced my fruits and veg like I do everyday.  Remember how the pineapple/orange juice with the Ginger Bug had really created a bubbly effect?  That was fresh juice that  I'd juiced.

Since my juicer is a vertical macerating juicer and not a centrifugal, it lets some pulp through, so I strained it.  (If you ever want to know anything about juicers, just ask, I've gone through 3 different kinds.)

I blended in a couple of beet cubes (I juice a bunch of beets all at one time, and then freeze them and only use one cube per glass of juice.  Too much beet juice leaves your teeth a lovely neon red. 
 I had enough kefir and juice for two bottles of soda and I drank the rest of the juice.
Once bottled, the bottles of soda were tucked into the pantry with their friends.  Waiting to created some kind of sparkling drink.
 Jump ahead 2 days,  I forgot that the soda was in the pantry.  I pulled out a bottle to test the bubbly-ness.  That's not a real word... yet. 
 There's always a little sediment on the bottom of the bottle so you just turn it over one time.  WOAH Bubbly-ness!

LUCY ALERT!!!!


 Word of warning.... if you make soda, before opening the bottle, put it in the sink which I did and cover it with a wet dish cloth which I didn't!  Ya see that don't ya!  It exploded! 
 All over my kitchen!
 And I mean all OVER the kitchen.  I was happy though, I still had my hair wrapped in a towel after I'd washed it earlier or I would have had to rewash my hair.

I was wearing my white robe and it was now neon red splattered, not just on the front but also on the back!  But I didn't get any on the ceiling!!! That's because I put my hand over the bottle and it all squirted out to the side.  FUN!

Jody walked in just after I'd rewashed all the dishes in the dish drainer, and wiped down the cabinet doors, the counter tops, the stove and fridge.  The cat was in the living room taking a bath... The floor was still covered and I was walking tip-toe between the spots on the floor, trying not to slip or spread them any worse.   I froze in my tip-toe tracks and met him with a 'deer in the headlights' look.  In this sort of situation, you have to start cleaning from the top down.

He took one look at my magenta splattered body and just shook his head and went to the garage.  He didn't even ask what had happened.  What's he doing home at 10 in the morning anyway?  He's not supposed to be here during Lucy time.

The results... from my official critic, "nice color, earthy... like a beet with a hint of carrot." Dawn, Water Kefir Soda taster.  She took a bottle home last night.

I made a batch of coconut soda Friday and we tasted it last night too.... YUM.  I'll start making that to dilute with some Cruzan Rum, forget all those other flavors. Dawn took a bottle of it home too.

Too bad summer is almost over.  But wait, I'm not living on a summer schedule anymore.  I'm back in the real world! 
I am back to work tomorrow with a whole new life new job!!  I'll try to see what kind of Lucy channeling I can come up with for next weekend.

Y'all have a great week.

Monday, June 24, 2013

Do as I say, not as I do. Maybe....

Another one of my great Pinterest idea attempts gone awry.  Dishwasher detergent like this, yeah, I tried it. It turned rock hard and I had to chisel it out of the container.  Then I started noticing that the glasses were really cloudy.  Maybe this stuff wasn't as great as the Pinterest idea said it was.  We do have pretty hard water after all, but we did have a broken part on the dishwasher that was causing some draining problems. 

I gave up on the dishwasher with it's mechanical problems and I just quit using it all together.  With just Jody and I, we really didn't have that many dirty dishes and I'm one of those wash as you go kind of cooks.  Then we started having take out a couple of times a week and I didn't have to do dishes at all so life is grand.  Mike changed out a faulty part and the DW started working again but we were still having problems with the cleaning ability.  Jody decided it was a crappy DW and promised me a new one for Mother's Day remember that?

I sort of gave up on the dishwasher detergent and deleted any pictures that I had planned to post to show you how I made it.  

Now that I'm home for the summer I've been on a cleaning spree.  I've also been going back to some of my Pinterest ideas and deleted the ones that I didn't have interest in any longer.  While doing this I ended up back on Jillee's blog and found this, she had a revision and I thought I'd give it a try.  I still had the rock hard detergent after all.

In her post she said to add a couple of drops of Dawn to the detergent.  Seems when the detergent makers started removing phosphates our dishes started having residue again.  So last night I tried the dishwasher again and it's working again so far so good and Jillee's suggestions worked.

This morning I set out to make that rock hard detergent right.  I had to do some chiseling, and then some sifting.   I took the whole process outside, kind of dusty.
Lots of clumps and rocks in here.
 Kind of a pain really.
Sifting out the clumps
In the revision of Jillee's recipe she says to add vinegar and make a paste then load it into ice-cube trays to dry.  OK,  I remember science classes... I'm a do-it-yourself homemaker, I've put baking soda and vinegar down the drain.  I know what happens when you mix these two components.   No, I didn't stop, I just kept on, sure that Jillie wouldn't steer me wrong.
All sifted now for the liquid part
So I added the vinegar....  oh, it's a lovely shade of pale yellow and smells so lemony that's the lemon Kool-Aid.  And it's bubbling!  No, I'm not wearing gloves, that would be such a smart thing to do seeing how this concoction contains Borax, and Borax is caustic and known to burn skin.  
Such a pretty shade of yellow.
It was really bubbling.   I started filling the ice-cube trays but it just kept bubbling. 
Oh, it's growing!
Ok, so I tried covering them with plastic wrap.  Ha!  It looks like bread rising.  I did grab my gloves at this point but only to put one glove on, I can't take pictures wearing gloves and I like to live dangerously.  This is when I was wishing that a squirrel or mocking bird was filming me.  We'd be rich!
And continues to grow!
This wasn't going to work so I dumped the ice-trays back into the bucket.  Maybe I'd just bag it.  HA!  I had to burp that bag 3 times, that wasn't going to work either.   Fine, I'll just put it in a jar and put it under the sink.
What happens when the 'Blob' escapes this jar?
Nice and neat.  I put the ice-trays in the dish washer and started it.  There was enough of the left over ever growing detergent on the trays to clean a load of dishes.

I also had so many items covered in the bubbling goo that when I put them all in the sink and added water that I ended up with enough soapy water to clean the whole kitchen, counter tops, cabinet doors and then I mopped the kitchen, entry and bathrooms.

This crazy experiment wasn't a total loss after all.  HA!

Then tonight when I was loading the dishwasher after dinner this is what I found under the sink. 
Interesting!
IT'S ALIVE!!!!!   And it's gooey and gummy!

I'm trying to remember what all I put in that detergent that could have been different from Jillee's.   Should I email her to see if anyone else has had this problem? Should we be wearing haz-mat suits?

The lesson here, I say make your own dishwasher detergent if you are so inclined and find a good recipe, but don't do it like this.